Look, we get it. This message is annoying as fuck! But we have to comply with EU law, because we don't have a spare 450.000 euros lying around.
So here is the deal: want to access the site? You get some cookies, because we like visitor stats and cool Twitter timelines. Don't want cookies? No website for you, sorry about that!
We know it's shitty, but that's what you get when a bunch of dumb fossils get to decided what laws apply to the internet.